Avocados are alive and among us.
The avocado is a lot tougher than many of us may think. Its skin is like that of some futuristic and unnatural bio-mechanical armor. Nothing like it exists in nature. Nothing has a horrid scaly skin similar to the avocado (minus some reptiles), and the putrid color that covers its body must have come from the lower depths of hell. No other item in this world has such an evil hue. Needless to say, the avocado can hold its own in our climate.
Furthermore, the avocado can have a strong, almost hypnotic influence on individuals. And it was this powerful influence that it had over the damned Area 51 crew, that has let its kind to survive and flourish over these past 50 years.
Continue on to start to learn the real horror of the avocado...