The avocados were quick to act. Shortly after the Roswell incident, they began to infiltrate themselves into the Nevada State Government. From there it didn't take long for them to have a presence in every one of the continental United States (once attending a Governor's Convention). Once in every state, it was easy for them to attain a majority control in our Federal Government. It is from these top positions in our nation's capital that they have been ruling over us with their evil tyranny.

Now you may be thinking that there is no hope to stopping the "Green Menace"... Wrong. The avocado can be killed. The avocado is not invulnerable... it's still just a fruit!

It is because of this vulnerability in the avocado that we can still have hope. In fact, the "Green Menace" can be stopped...

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