Okay here are the facts: avocados are here, avocados are a threat, and avocados can be killed.
So go out and kill them! KILL! KILL! KILL! KILL! KILL! KILL! KILL! KILL! KILL! KILL! KILL! KILL! KILL! KILL! KILL! KILL! KILL! KILL! KILL! KILL! KILL! KILL!... uh, maybe that isn't the best strategy... I don't think that senseless unguided violence is the answer... It's one answer, not the best answer, but one answer... besides, don't come to me if you get arrested (it'll probably be one of those sneaky avocados).
Okay, I suggest that you just be aware. Look for the avocado influence in everyday life. In fact, you can help out a lot in this area. Fill out the form below to add to the known avocado connections. I'll post them here ASAP so that you loyal followers out there will know what to be wary of.
I've got another idea, if you are afraid of something that may have an avocado influence, but don't know how they're connected, fill out the form too. I'll do my best to research the item and get back to you on the page.
I have yet a third option for you non-believing readers out there. If you give me an item that you think is faulty in my reasoning, I'll show you the light on the same page. Just fill out the same form and I'll prove to you the danger (or at least find fault in your thinking... )
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Okay, so I've adequately warned you readers out there of "the threat". So for those of you that believe...
